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Saint of Missed Opportunites

from The Motherhood of St. Monica by Anita Velveeta

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Why do people always act so shocked when they see me
What’s the fucking problem you ain’t never seen a tranny
I wish i was at home in bed sleeping in my jammies
Instead of serving coffee to rich fucks driving teslas and ferraris

Why do some people call me sir on purpose
Why they want to go and try and make me feel so worthless
Some jesus freaks came in the other day and called me evil
I just walked away my boss told me I need to work on my skills with people

I will never be the perfect daughter
I will never be the perfect wife
The best thing I have been is a liar
I’m reminded of that all the time

If complaining were a sport I’d have won the gold medal
The greatest of all time at taking things to personal
Always been nostalgic and way too sentimental
I’m the fucking shit at making choices that are regretable

I’d be in the hall of fame for the sport of fucking up
Everytime I go to bat I can only bunt
Sometimes I feel like a giant and sometimes like a runt
And everytime I see myself I want to puke my guts fuck

I will never be the perfect daughter
I will never be the perfect wife
The best thing I have been is a liar
I’m reminded of that all the time

I know I will never be a mother
Feels like I fucked up my whole life
I am the saint of missed opportunities
Feels like I’ve blown my last try

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from The Motherhood of St. Monica, released April 30, 2021

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