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this Incel rock band is bringing me down
can’t believe their lack of self awareness
bunch of stupid clowns

their lyrics make me just wanna puke
but I need the money from recording
so I guess this song is my rebuke

cause I ain’t got a damn thing to lose

it makes me feel like such a whore
sucking dick or mixing cishet bands
i don’t know which one I hate more

still kinda makes me feel gross
the thought I’m helping something so deplorable won’t leave me alone

it won’t leave me alone
It won’t leave me alone
It won’t leave me alone

misogyny is the only common theme
of the lyrics that sound like they were
written by a boy that’s 14

everything they say is so filled with hate
but not as much as
i hate them

a moral quandary I can not cope with
because I am to broke
to deal with that privilege

talking bout how girls don’t adore them
half their band pics are jean shorts and fedoras
led zeppelin t shirts and white socks up to the knee

blasting out that Greta van fleet
while sitting alone beating their meat saying
i love this band they make music just like before it went bad

dropped a few hundred on a vintage big muff tone
says they don’t make ‘em like this no mo
i really hope the person who sold it to him sold him a fake

everyone who hears them hates them
but still they think someday they’ll make it
and I pray to jesus christ himself that they don’t

i just wanna get paid
from these Incel rock songs about not getting laid
can not wait til I am through
new rule no more recording bands of only dudes
please don’t credit me
i don’t want my name anywhere near this atrocity
i got into recording to amplify a voice
but what am I supposed to do when the voice is so disgusting I don’t know what to do no I don’t

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from Biblically Accurate Fursona, released July 29, 2022

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